Author: Shakir Lakhani
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Indian who has not bathed in 35 years
I thought I’d seen everything. But now they’ve discovered an Indian who hasn’t had a b…
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Purdah among Hindus
Muslims are not the only ones who observe purdah. Some Hindus also do it. According to Jawed …
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Is it OK to slap your wife?
Girls, get ready: if you spend lavishly on your clothes and make-up, your husband can slap you. N…
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Swine flu could infect two billion people
About two billion people could be infected by the swine flu virus, according to latest estimates….
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Rumouristan: Another Name For Pakistan
Welcome to Rumouristan. The other day a minor girl was killed by a stray bullet fired into th…
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Daylight Saving Time – what energy saving?
There are times when I wonder if those who run the country know what they are talking about. Cons…
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New Management Policy Due To Recession
Memo To All Employees: Dear Employees, Due to the current financial situation caused by …
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How to become rich in “shining” India!
Until now, Indians had to get their daughters married to dogs, besides drinking stuff which would…
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Don’t expect too much from the judges
The Pakistani people, most of whom are highly illiterate, will be tempted to believe that the sit…
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Saudi woman to be lashed and sentenced for mingling with males
A 75 year old Saudi woman has been sentenced to forty lashes and four months in prison for mingli…