Quitting Smoking: The Bad Part

I was just thinking of writing about smoking, and then I saw a post already here. So whats so bad about quitting smoking, other than the excessive cough and craving one gets over the period of two or so weeks that people decide to quit (before they start smoking again)?

A large population of our youth in the metropolitan cities such as Karachi and Lahore smoke, which is all well and good. They don’t try quitting: they accept the fact that they’re addicted. But what about those rebellious ones who claim “I can quit,” what do we do about them? Those bastards that give away their cigarettes, almost as if they gave death as a gift and the other accepts, resigning to the red cherry and nicotine – sealing the deal with a drag, or kash. Do you want people to be addicted? Infact, why do you not destroy your cigarettes and give them away? That’s a sign of weakness: a sign of sympathy and attachment towards the cancer stick, a term perhaps coined by the Aussies but largely catching on.

Here’s a tip: Next time you decide to quit, do something symbolic: throw them away, break them one by one, or keep them in your pocket and fight the urge to smoke it. Don’t give them away to others. It’s different in Pakistan, but in Canada, for example, a pack of cigarettes costs roughly $9. How many rupees is that? Roughly Rs. 500. It does get expensive there, and when you destroy these cigarettes, you symbolize an end of relationship.

And for you smokers out there, keep smoking! No sweat off our backs (as a figure of speech), infact, we enjoy watching you kill yourself. Living in a country where we’re so used to seeing dead bodies on the streets and the telly that sheer numbers don’t shock us anymore, as long as the victims aren’t our loved ones. Our loved ones: think about your family and friends who consider you a loved one. If not for yourself, for them. Hurt yourself all you want, but hurting others in the process is a sin.


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19 responses to “Quitting Smoking: The Bad Part”

  1. Mohammad Yusha Avatar

    Mullah Shakir: Buddhe, I have told you time and time again not to change the subject and not to indulge in slander. I have noticed 13 year old pregnant girls, just like everyone else in the West. Now do you want to talk about your fatwa?

  2. Shakir Lakhani Avatar

    Virgin Yusha, this would be a much better world if death penalty is also prescribed for psychopaths like you whose hobby is to watch 13 year old pregnant girls in the U.S.

  3. Mohammad Yusha Avatar

    Mullah Shakir, you still avoid talking about your fatwa. Stop changing the subject, or visit a psychiatrist to find out why you are having difficulty understanding so simple. Also visit a psychiatrist to find out why you are a psychopath, as you have recommended a death sentence for all smokers.

  4. Shakir Lakhani Avatar

    Hooshoo Yooshoo, one of these days we’ll find out why you’re abnormal. I’ve told you many times to ask a psychiatrist to read your posts. Maybe he’ll be able to cure you. Please get treatment before your relatives and neighbours ask the cops to take you away to a psychiatric care centre.

  5. Mohammad Yusha Avatar

    Mullah Shakir, you really need treatment. I was talking about your fatwa on smoking, and you started talking about sex. Is it because you miss those days you could actually get it up?

  6. Shakir Lakhani Avatar

    Virgin Yusha, don’t you know that what hangs limply down there has another use beside peeing? Why don’t you find someone (man or woman) and do it? It’ll open a whole new world for you, you might even be cured of the mental diseases you’re suffering from! As for death to all smokers, if you’re one, I’m all for it. And if calling me “buddhe” (old man) makes you happy, do it a million times, I won’t feel offended, because this “buddha” can still do what you haven’t done (or not able to do) so far!

  7. Mohammad Yusha Avatar

    …I actually trailed off because I called my uncles who smoke to let them know that a buddha wants to wrap —– around himself and —- all smokers up.

  8. Mohammad Yusha Avatar

    @Shakir: Buddhe, a death sentence for smokers? I always knew you were a psychopath desperately in need of treatment. Psychopaths like you should be forced to undergo treatment.

    Buddhe, don’t you realise that people could be under stress or having problems? Do you just want to kill them all. There are millions of smokers out there in the world. I wonder what they have to say about your fatwa.

    Mullah Shakir, please keep your fatwas to yourself. Before “those” tendencies take over.

    Mullah Shakir, please control yourself before

  9. Tabish Bhimani Avatar

    Interestingly enough, Mr. Lakhani, York University in Canada has been trying to do that to no avail. The world has a pattern of illness and health, of ups and down – a dichotomy of sorts. We cannot – no matter how much we tried – eliminate all the evil in this world (if smoking can be considered evil). Just like the mirror to the body is the soul, it is so in every walk of life. We’ve seen that bans do not work in a country so “obedient” to laws, and we need to accept that it is romanticism to think it will work in Pakistan. Eventually, I believe, even the Canadians will rebel.

  10. Shakir Lakhani Avatar

    There is only one way to end this evil: a complete ban on cigarette manufacturing and death sentence to all smokers.

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