How to become rich in “shining” India!

Until now, Indians had to get their daughters married to dogs, besides drinking stuff which would make anyone retch. But apparently that wasn’t enough. It seems that those Indians who want to get rich quick could also be raping their daughters.

According to Associated Press (and widely quoted by Fox News TV), an ”Indian businessman has been arrested for allegedly raping his daughter for more than eight years, apparently on the advice of a Hindu mystic who said it would make him wealthy, police said Thursday. Police also arrested the man’s wife, suspected of being an accomplice, and the mystic — a tantrik, or practitioner of the ancient Indian art of the occult — for allegedly raping the man’s other minor daughter”.

Indians do everything their astrologers tell them. Even politicians take advice from their astrologers on whether to contest elections or not. As for marriage, every Indian has to get his or horoscope matched with his or her spouse. Recently the wedding of Aishwarya Rai to Abishek Bachan was delayed because astrologers said that Abishek’s life would be in danger unless something was done to appease the gods. So Ashwariya was taken to some special temples (even, strangely enough, the shrine of a Muslim saint in Ajmer), and the astrologers decided that they could become husband and wife. Now if this could happen in a highly educated family like the Bachans, chances are the ordinary poor and hungry Indian is probably so much under the control of astrologers that he even asks them what time he should go to the bathroom!


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15 responses to “How to become rich in “shining” India!”

  1. Shakir Lakhani Avatar

    Att: Murthy, your response is the typical reaction of every Indian Hindu whenever he’s told about what’s wrong with his country. It would be better if you guys did something to help the 836 million Indians who are desperately surviving on 40 U.S. cents (Rupees twenty) a day. As for what I do for a living, writing is only a hobby. It’s my mission in life to educate the new generation about how and why Pakistan was created.

  2. murthy Avatar

    Guys,
    This is too much,
    Jus ‘coz u guys found some incident out of no where, dont start making fuss out of India,

    Dude, Ironically, I havent seen any Indian blog, lashing out at pakistani customs or traditions.
    And u guys call Indians are ironical!!!!!

    Skhir JI, frankly, nothing personal, out of curiosity, Is this what you do for living?, I mean youearnby writing such hatred posts on India in Blogs?!

  3. Lt. General Ayub Khan Avatar

    oye indian –!!!!!

    i was gonna prescribe the same thing to you. At least our media points out the problems. Our politicians are the main issue.

    it is you indians who call yourselves super-duper powerful people. fix your own problems, instead of calling us ”terrorists” and ”terror safe-haven providers” and whatever the hell else your bandar leaders are saying

    Good fences make good neighbours. Stay out of our affairs, and we’ll stay out of yours.

    PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

  4. Kashif H Avatar
    Kashif H

    All I wanna ask is what happend to tree or the Dog? LoL.
    @ Mihir… We should be able to interact with more of your sort! Whenever I visit youtube or any blog most of the Indians are abusive and they just immediately turn the attention or focus of the video/article to mud slinging. I think in Pakistan we have a knack for accepting our issues and getting embarrassed as well but this lacks in most of our Indian brothers. Just an observation no disrespect intended!

  5. Mihir Avatar

    Guys, come on… the matter was trivial to begin with.

    The dude who raped his daughter repeatedly is clearly sick and needs help. It would be wrong to generalise based on that.

    Further, well its true that here in India many people believe in astrologers, tantriks, babas et al. I don’t, I know lot’s of people who don’t. But then I know a lot of people who blindly trust them.

    Well, a matter of faith. Not a problem as long as it doesn’t affect someone else’s life, in my honest opinion.

    The way I see it, whether Aishwarya marries a tree or a dog or whoever is none of our business, right? 🙂

    @Mohammad Yusha: Personally, I agree with you. I don’t see the logic behind kundlis, mahurats etc. as well. Don’t have the statistics for religion-wise marriage success rates though 😛

  6. Mohammad Yusha Avatar

    Aishwariya Rai is Manglik and Hindus believe that if Mangliks marry someone, they will die, so she was married to a tree first.

    If horoscopes, kundlis, mahurat ect, really worked, shouldn’t Hindu marriages be the most successful on earth?

  7. Shakir Lakhani Avatar

    @Better you worry about pakistan : That’s right, our salvation lies in pointing out to the world what hypocrites the Indian government is. Despite being “secular”, Indians assist terrorists in killing Muslims and Christians. They refuse to give freedom to the Nagas, the Bodos, the Kashmiris, and other freedom fighters. Indians go berserk whenever anyone points out to them what’s wrong in India. You and your kind need to study hard why China is so far ahead of you, while you not been able to do better than even some African countries.

  8. 1Better you worry about pakistan Avatar
    1Better you worry about pakistan

    Yeah whatever you think may be true but the way you and your country acccepted is not right one.you should know that if you are really worried.anyways i should leave you alone by yourself as you have lots of time on hand to write but no time to do something good for your country..God bless you again.

  9. Shakir Lakhani Avatar

    we’re not as bad as the world thinks, the indian media has deliberately painted us that way, to conceal india’s own shortcomings. and now the U.S. citizens are slowly becoming convinced that India is the one who’s responsible for the terrorism because it refuses to stop killing Kashmiris. with 836 million Indians living on Rs. 20 per day, Indians should worry about India. Indians should ask their government why they spend 32 billion dollars on defence when their country is full of terrorists in practically all states. The ICC should not allow the next World Cup to be hosted by India as long as Christians are being killed by Hindu terrorists in India.

  10. Better you worry about pakistan Avatar
    Better you worry about pakistan

    Just came across to this poisonous website towards to india..All I have to say to my dear shakir lakhani,before you pointed out towards to india and its problem you bettter look at your own.Entire world know now what kind of country you are living in.plain simple,we indians really don’t need to point what your country,ppl and politicians do in order to survive.you better do more study on that..go bless you..be good yourself.(my english is not as great as yours but atleast you would know what i want to say)

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