One of the communications technology journals published a Russian research paper with the conclusion, “Communication cables were found during excavation to a depth of 100 feet in Moscow. They were found to be old and go to show that our ancestors had been using telephones even 100 years ago”.
On learning of this research, the Americans come into action. They do their own working and conclude, “Excavation to the feet of 200 feet below natural soil level at California revealed fiber optics communication cables. They have been found to be very old and based on this it is concluded that our ancestors had been using telephones even 200 years back”.
A Pakistani scientist came across these papers. Motivated to find out where his ancestors stand regarding the use of communication utilities, he sets to work. He proudly published his findings with the following conclusion, “Excavations to the feet of 500 in various cities of the country were carried out, no communication cables or fiber optics were found. Based on this, it is concluded that our ancestors had been using mobile phones even 500 years back”.