I am so worried about the nuclear arsenal of America. I have devised a plan to secure and shift the Yankee nukes to some other place in case Russia or who knows Canada attack the International Cop. As US is so responsive and so favorable, she has returned the favor by reciprocating, and also have devised a plan to secure and shift the Pakistani nuclear bombs, in case they are likely to go in the wrong hands.
I have devised an emergency plan to cope with this danger in which I will try to replace the nukes from their current location in Wahoo, Nebraska to Guantanamo Bay, so that to keep it safe and sound from the terrorist or some idiot B-52 plane. These B-52 planes are very naughty as they enjoy hauling the nuclear missiles all over the place for quite a time without knowing.
I have also asked US government, and have talked to Richard Armitage to also tell me other locations of the nukes, so that I could also come up with some sound place for them too. I think for the rest of nukes, Swiss banks would be fine, and we could always appoint Benazir to deal with the Swiss authorities in this regard.
I am not really interfering in the internal matters of United States. I am doing it just for the love of mother Earth. We all have some responsibilities, and we all have to contribute our share, and US has done a lot for this world, and we should pay it back. Its not a good idea all the time to curse upon US, or to criticize it on any thing. Be passionate, and be open-hearted, and let me help them.
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