Chowrangi

Shoes of mass destruction!

The ‘Shoes of Mass Destruction’ as termed by the media have been analyzed by the FBI, CIA, Mossad and RAW of a definite Pakistan link.

It has been established so far that:

1. The leather originated from Kasur in Pakistan.

2. Stitching was carried out in Sialkot by a shoe maker using child labor; names withheld pending interrogation.

3. The pair was sold by the famous shoe store in Liberty Market, Lahore.

4. The pair was transported by rubber dinghy from Karachi via the Shatt Al Arab waterway to Basra.

5. The cyanide-tipped steel blade discovered in the toe of one shoe was made in Waziristan or Wazirabad, Pakistan, and found stuck in a folded position.

6. The Pakistan government has assured its fullest support to the investigation while expressing the urgent request that drone attacks on Pakistani territory should not be doubled in frequency.

7. The US has asked India to exercise restraint.

Posted

in

by

Shakir Lakhani

Tags:

Comments

3 responses to “Shoes of mass destruction!”

  1. Kashif H Avatar
    Kashif H

    in state of frenzy over the arrest demands of shoe makers or to ban the entire shoe-making industry in pakistan indians have started shooting their own police officers. They have also imported commandos to tackle with the new situation that may arise in all metro areas of India. The minister calling that a lace that tied the shoe may have been produced in the outskirts of dehli created uproar in assembly he got threatened and within 24 hrs of issuing such a statement had to resign due to mounting pressure.

    Reply
  2. Ayush Avatar
    Ayush

    ..by hiding the shoe maker and informed the world that he is not in pakistan.
    P.M of pak accepts that its an act of “Non State Actors”.
    What else pak is asking for “million dollar bailout” (read begging) from IMF, U.S so that she can control illigal and dangerous shoe makers.

    Reply
  3. Ayush Avatar
    Ayush

    the story continues…
    Now pakistan has denied any involvement in the making of shoe.
    Pakistan is saying its a conspiracy against him by U.S, India to capture its “weapon of mass distruction”.
    ISI is trying to cover up the issue by

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *