Let me confess it. Let me wash my dirty clothes in front of public. Let me remind you what you too were fond of doing. At one stage of our life or another, we used to stealthily look at the Pushto movie advertisements in the Urdu newspapers. In those advertisement, you wouldn’t be able to see the face of heroin, but a full view of her posing her gigantic rear in some bizarre fashion. The more the gigantic rear, the more the successful movie. We the fainthearted only remained content to relish it in the newspapers, while secretly wishing to see it in the cinemas. Queen of those Pushto heroins was Musarat Shaheen. It is also said that (and she also takes credit), it was Musarat Shaheen who actually innovated many diverse style in butt-posing, and she achieved a climax in that field. After thoroughly exhausting the rear-swishing and rear-posing and rear-etc, she blared the horns, and decided to service the nation more by participating in politics.
Musarat Shaheen thought that it would be a turning point in the history of Pakistan. She believed that the whole nation would forget Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto, and start following the rear of Mohtarma Musarat Shaheen. She launched a party with the name of Musawat Party. Now that was a really ingenious. She didn’t let any other political leader or party exploit her, because she had seen the exploitations from the Pushto movie directors, so she came up with her own party. She first gave creeps to Maulana Fazl-ur-Rehman, and then threatened other political wigs. All of a sudden, she just vanished out of the scene. Then she popped up again, and this time, she played yet another master stroke. She merged her party with MQM of all parties. She is now with Altaf Hussain in London. Just imagine the meetings of Altaf Hussain and Musarat Shaheen in the London. Wow.
She has got lots and lots of courage, and she knows how to protect her workers. The best thing about her party is that she personally takes care of her workers. Once, one of her ten workers was arrested by police When she heard about it, she was in the police station the next minute. First she thunderously demanded from SHO of Police to release her worker. Upon straight refusal, she put the same question with the familiar rear Pushto movie pose. This time SHO was more keen to listen, but still wasn’t willing to release the worker. As a last resort, she threatenend SHO that if he wouldn’t release her worker in 5 minutes, she would held a press conference in nude against him, and things wont stop there. Worker was in her lap the very next moment, and SHO got a shock of his life.
Wouldn’t it be a good idea, if she repeat the same episode with the emergency imposers?
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