How to make a woman happy!

The following has been sent to me by a friend:
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

Without forgetting to:

1. Give her compliments regularly
2. Love shopping
3. Be honest
4. Be very rich
5. Not stress her out
6. Not look at other girls

And at the same time, you must also:

1. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
2. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
3. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

It is very important:

Never to forget:

– Birthdays
– Anniversaries
– Arrangements she makes

How to make a man happy:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer


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6 responses to “How to make a woman happy!”

  1. James Killian Spratt Avatar

    Kyong, I thought you were supposed to be in France.

    Suzie, are you following me around again?

    Kathleen, don’t you have a hubby and kiddies to keep you out of mischief?

    Eeny, meeny, miny, MO!

    Wimmings. Bludy ‘ell…..

  2. Carolina Avatar
    Carolina

    James, you sound positively cynical there.

    ‘Garbageman’
    You’re not fooling anyone. You lot ALWAYS find a way out of it

    ‘Punching-bag’
    You’re all so pudgy. It’s like punching lard.

    ‘Psychologist-willing-to-recant-at-any-second-if-she-decides-you’re-full-of-it’
    Hahaha… a man as a psychologist? Hahahaha!

    ‘Humble (pretend to be dumber than she is)’
    Don’t worry, we won’t let on that we know it’s NOT a pretense 😀

    ‘Predictable (so she doesn’t have to think about you)’
    We don’t anyway.

    ‘Gone (just send money)’
    But then who changes our lightbulbs?

    😀

  3. Hina Safdar Avatar

    is the list enough???? 🙂

  4. Hend Avatar
    Hend

    I know it is a joke but kindly explain how 14 and 15 got included

    A sexologist ???
    A gynecologist ???

    Nice one though

  5. Hamid Majid Abbasi Avatar

    @lakhani
    atleast some relief after so much hardcore discussion………….

  6. James Killian Spratt Avatar

    Oh, you do come up with ’em, Shakir! How ’bout–

    45. Garbageman

    46. Punching-bag

    47. Psychologist-willing-to-recant-at-any-second-if-she-decides-you’re-full-of-it

    48. Humble (pretend to be dumber than she is)

    49. Predictable (so she doesn’t have to think about you)

    50. Gone (just send money)

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