How to make a woman happy!

The following has been sent to me by a friend:
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

Without forgetting to:

1. Give her compliments regularly
2. Love shopping
3. Be honest
4. Be very rich
5. Not stress her out
6. Not look at other girls

And at the same time, you must also:

1. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
2. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
3. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

It is very important:

Never to forget:

– Birthdays
– Anniversaries
– Arrangements she makes

How to make a man happy:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer

6 thoughts on “How to make a woman happy!”

  1. Kyong, I thought you were supposed to be in France.

    Suzie, are you following me around again?

    Kathleen, don’t you have a hubby and kiddies to keep you out of mischief?

    Eeny, meeny, miny, MO!

    Wimmings. Bludy ‘ell…..

  2. James, you sound positively cynical there.

    You’re not fooling anyone. You lot ALWAYS find a way out of it

    You’re all so pudgy. It’s like punching lard.

    Hahaha… a man as a psychologist? Hahahaha!

    ‘Humble (pretend to be dumber than she is)’
    Don’t worry, we won’t let on that we know it’s NOT a pretense 😀

    ‘Predictable (so she doesn’t have to think about you)’
    We don’t anyway.

    ‘Gone (just send money)’
    But then who changes our lightbulbs?


  3. Oh, you do come up with ’em, Shakir! How ’bout–

    45. Garbageman

    46. Punching-bag

    47. Psychologist-willing-to-recant-at-any-second-if-she-decides-you’re-full-of-it

    48. Humble (pretend to be dumber than she is)

    49. Predictable (so she doesn’t have to think about you)

    50. Gone (just send money)


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