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Futuristic Drugs

I believe all wives will agree with me on formulation of some special drugs for husbands to make their lives happier ever after. Although it is possible that some vice versa drugs are also in making but women have the edge to announce it first. So here are some futuristic drug suggestions for our scientists and researchers to work upon and make them reality.

1. Aniversia: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries.
2. Slimdavis: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim.
3. Sportoblind: Reacts with the optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing word ‘sports’ on TV.
4. Workocet: By this, men will have insatiable desire to do household work.
5. Storophobex: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently in stores for longer time.

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11 responses to “Futuristic Drugs”

  1. Hina Safdar Avatar
    Hina Safdar

    @Shakir Sir
    May be one day we both can have these drugs………:)
    I agree with u on wedding dinners issue.

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  2. Hina Safdar Avatar
    Hina Safdar

    @James
    🙂

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  3. James Killian Spratt Avatar
    James Killian Spratt

    Oh, help! Hina MEANS it! Katy, bar the door, civilization’s in trouble! Look out, guys, the girls are all gonna try to dress us funny, too!

    @Shakir: Diamonds are for cutting really hard stuff, like bricks, right? Let’s find a DeBeer and hang him up by his ankles and tickle his feet until he dies of laughter, huh? And make him write the dictionary definition of “honest work” a thousand times on the blackboard.

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  4. Shakir Lakhani Avatar
    Shakir Lakhani

    I’m looking for a drug which will make my wife allergic to shopping and going to wedding dinners. This drug should be so effective that even if I offer to give her ten thousand dollars to buy a diamond necklace, she’ll simply say she doesn’t need it. As for wedding dinners, a total of four hours is wasted getting dressed, going there, eating and then returning home. Not to mention the fuel cost and damage to the environment.

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  5. Hina Safdar Avatar
    Hina Safdar

    @James

    comedienne……..hmmmm thats news to me. As a wife I need these drugs for my husband and I am sure a lot of other women do feel the same.
    Thanks for ur appreciation.

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  6. James Killian Spratt Avatar
    James Killian Spratt

    Hina, I didn’t know you were a comedienne! It’s always nice to hear a little imaginative humor. Bravo! 🙂

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  7. Hina Safdar Avatar
    Hina Safdar

    @Hamid
    These are some common disorders of men generally husbands that they forget or tend to forget birthdays and Anniversaries while women are sensitive about it and on and on……..

    U can suggest some for women also….And for the husband harrassment bill, Let the parliament decide it……….:)

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  8. hamid abbasi Avatar
    hamid abbasi

    @hina: where r our rights………….pass a bill for husband/boy friend harassment and mental torture 2 in the parliment

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  9. Hina Safdar Avatar
    Hina Safdar

    @faky345

    The post is tagged under Entertainment Sir……..Rest u can understand

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  10. faky345 Avatar
    faky345

    Hina I thought u were going to announce some drugs which are about to hit the markets.
    I appreciate your ideas but i guess chowrangi is not in place as a canvas to script in your vague ideas. Please bring in some wholesome matters and issues on which we can all discuss 🙂
    I am craving for interesting news.

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