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Champions Trophy Mantra: Indian cricketers told to have sex or “Go Solo”

Gary Kirsten India Cricket Coach

Indian cricketers have been told by their South African coach Gary Kirsten to have sex to play better and (if partners are not available) to go “solo” (masturbate). According to a news item, quoting the Hindustan Times, “From a physiological perspective, having sex increases testosterone levels, which cause an increase in strength, energy, aggression and competitiveness.”

The coach further says, “If you want sex but do not have someone to share it with, one option is to go solo whilst imagining you have a partner, or a few partners, who are as beautiful as you wish to imagine.”

For those on this blog who think masturbation is a heinous sin, this is something to ponder over. I wonder if their response will be that this report is another Indo-Jewish-US-UK-CIA conspiracy against Muslims!

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12 responses to “Champions Trophy Mantra: Indian cricketers told to have sex or “Go Solo””

  1. Shakir Lakhani Avatar
    Shakir Lakhani

    Yusha: Kirsten never “said” it, he wrote it on a classified document (which was leaked out). Besides, maybe he thought there are people in India who will demand that he should be sacked.

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  2. Mohammad Yusha Avatar
    Mohammad Yusha

    As expected, strategy didn’t quite work, although Kirsten has stated that he never said such a thing, and also that it is against his religious and moral beliefs.

    http://www.hindustantimes.com/Kirsten-denies-reports-about-asking-players-to-indulge-in-sexual-activity/H1-Article1-458025.aspx

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  3. Shakir Lakhani Avatar
    Shakir Lakhani

    Faraz: I walk two kilometers daily besides using the treadmill and stationary bicycle in the gym three times a week.

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  4. Hend Avatar
    Hend

    SL

    Married people like Sehwag and Zaheer are out due to shoulder injuries, obviously result of lifting stuff, groceries etc.

    Gambhir has a groin injury…not sure if he got married recently.

    Your question, in Yuvraj’s case he seems to have found a girlfriend…so he is no longer a solo.

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  5. Faraz Avatar
    Faraz

    Shakir: Yaar ap ko masturbate karna hai to khud karain.. bahanay bahanay say ijaazat kion maang rahay hain.. or fawaid kion bata rahay hain…
    BTW, khayal rakhiye ga… is umer may aesay shoq nuqsanday hotay hain.. couple of kilometers say ziada nuqsanday 🙂

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  6. Shakir Lakhani Avatar
    Shakir Lakhani

    @ Yusha: “I read about an English soccer player saying that when he masturbates, he does not have energy the next day”. Where did you read this? Do you remember his name? Masturbation (or sex) uses energy equivalent to walking a couple of kilometers. If this guy doesn’t have that much energy, he shouldn’t be playing soccer.

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  7. Shakir Lakhani Avatar
    Shakir Lakhani

    @ Hend: how did Yuvraj injure his finger? Inserting it somewhere he shouldn’t?

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  8. abdussamad Avatar
    abdussamad

    This is typical for the Indians. The poor sods have to hire comfort women to keep their soldiers from committing suicide:

    http://www.daily.pk/indian-army-deploys-prostitutes-as-women-battalion-in-occupied-kashmir-10552/

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  9. Mohammad Yusha Avatar
    Mohammad Yusha

    I read about an English soccer player saying that when he masturbates, he does not have energy the next day. Something you can ponder over. Also, no one has brought the issue of religion with masturbation. It is simply a waste of energy.

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  10. Hend Avatar
    Hend

    Poor Kirsten..he has no idea…the youngest members of the team will be able to coach him more in this area than he would have imagined.

    Yuvraj is famous for losing form as soon as he finds a new girlfriend. Media can hold Kirsten reponsible for Yuvraj’s latest finger injury.

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