PPP : Soft Target for America

US Assistant Secretary of State Richard Boucher is on a meeting spree. He is frantically moving from door to door of winning politicians to secure a deal for the idiots sittings in Pentagon, and also meeting like hell with the looser like Chaudhry Shujaat and Fazlur Rehman (yes he is a looser, the creep) to hatch some new conspiracy.

One thing Richard Boucher has realized since he has been in Pakistan that Pakistanis do not for the life of them want Pervez Musharraf anymore. Pakistanis have given their clear historical verdict on the sunny day of 18th February and have voted against everything that stands with Musharraf from post to pillar.

So now Richard Boucher is concentrating more on the still-soft target PPP’s leadership. Bush has even telephoned Yousuf Raza Gillani and has talked to great lengths and duly has invited him to pay homage to White House in near future. Madame Speaker Fahmida Mirza (not related to me or Sania Mirza or Diya Mirza, I swear) has also secured US “Asheerbad” by speaking in the favor of US on war on terror.

Our new leaders must tell Richard that the new government would not be able to continue the policy pursued by a dictator without consulting parliament or the people of the country.


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2 responses to “PPP : Soft Target for America”

  1. Shamim Avatar
    Shamim

    The people of Pakistan did not vote for any party. Only 8% of votes were caste and that too was being won by PMLQ. A phone call from across the Atlantic changed the fate. The USA ambassador announced, “We have spent 250 million on this election.”
    Musharraf went back on his words not to let Benazir enter Pakistan only after he was called to Riyadh and told if he didn’t allow Benazir USA wants all Pakistanis to be sent back to Pakistan from S Arabia. Later Musharraf was called to Abu Dhabi and told to allow the Sharifs or else Pakistanis will be sent home from UAE.

  2. Ice Awan Avatar
    Ice Awan

    PPP… soft govt … interesting point of view….
    When the afghan war started in 1979, the Americans played on the most sensitive issue with the govt at that time. Mr Zia’s obsession for the Islamization of Pakistan and fighting a Holy War. The game so cleverly played by the Americans that todate we consider our selves as the ones who brought down Russia (and make the world uni-polar….. but that is another story). At the same time, they got Iran involved in a war with Iraq, which they totally equipped and geared to keep Iran from interfering with their so called holy war with Russia via Pakistan. In 1988, when the Russians formally signed an agreement for withdrawal of forces from iraq, miraculously the Iran-Iraq war also ended. But by then Iraq was too strong to be ignored .. and VIOLA .. we had another war in the Middle east .. and this time Iraq against the Americans … in just two years …. the country being equipped by the Americans against Iran was fighting against the very own providers ……. anyways ….. coming back to the point .. sorry about straying away from the whole issue. Gen Zia at that point in time had other ambitions, to turn this holy war towards India (kashmir). the americans did not like this idea, India being their future asian market, but Zia insisted and what happened … he was replaced. Benazir came in with the lot of hopes for the Americans… but she failed at capping the nuclear progm of pakistan. She was replaced with supposedly an idiot …Mr Sharif……. he too started doing things that the americans did not approve of …. mainly Pakistan’s nuclear progm…… by then Benazir pleaded her case to the Americans to please be given another chance….. but she failed them again ….. and Mr Sharif being the only idiot leader present at that time … was given yet another chance …. but he did the unthinkable ……. he detonated the bomb….. something that the americans simply could not forgive ….. so he was replaced too … with a progressive – open minded .. mr Musharraf (more of pro american) …… everything was going as planned … but soon mr Musharraf also started seeing himself as the savior of Pakistan ……. he started eye balling the americans ….. .. the americans wanted a change in their strat in afghanistan .. something that the republicans wanted for their elections .. but Mr Musharraf had other ideas ……. please dont guess what has happened after that ….. he was removed ….
    but the problem was …. Benazir has been tried … she is not dependable anymore …. sharif is a stupid idiot .. but the one who can make erratic decisions in his sheer stupidity …….. his brother is too smart to be trusted …… what to do .. what to do …..
    hmmm … Remove benazir from life list … people’s part is always very pro american …. so bring in another idiot … and who better to fill the slot than the man Zardari himself ….

    Moral of the story … PPP govt is not soft ……. it is simply too damn susceptible to be lead the way the americans want us to be lead ….
    the evidence of the my theory …. is very simple ….. Just look around and see for yourself how boldly the Americans are simply having their way with us ever since this govt has taken form…..
    thank you for your patient reading ..

    PS… i could have begun the story with Mr Bhutto and his exchange of hot words with Henry kessinger at islamabad airport regarding the pakistan’s nuclear progm ….. where he said ….. We are going to make an example out of you …… (On Record) …. and example they did make 😀 but i am too sick and tired of the Shaheed Zulfi and otherwise now we have a new shaheed to talk about
    Have a great life

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