Goodness me, I just go published at Chowrangi. Now I’ll use this as a stepping stone to get my first movie role, then branch out into a music career, quickly followed by a clothing line and a his/hers aftershave/perfume line. Then, after becoming a billionaire I’ll start to doubt my own ability and turn to drugs as a way of hiding my insecurities. During this time, I’ll probably do a little shoplifting, just as a cry for help. Finally, after making a number of failed attempts at rehab, I’ll clean up my act, do a comeback tour and win a Lolly-wood Award for playing a has-been star who’s trying to kick a drug habit. And to think, it all started with getting published at Chowrangi………..