What if Khalistan wins a war against the U.S.?

This is something I heard or read years ago (probably in a book by Khushwant Singh). According to this story, the Sikhs finally achieve their goal of an independent Khalistan. But in just six months, they have messed everything up and the country is on the verge of collapse. So the President of Khalistan (Charia Singh) calls a meeting and asks for suggestions to tide over the crisis. The Prime Minister (Buddhoo Singh) says, “Your Highness, I have noticed that every time a country fights a war with the mighty U.S. and loses, the U.S. helps the country to rebuild itself, and this is why Japan and Germany are great economic powers today. All we have to do is to declare war upon the superpower (perhaps sink a couple of their ships in the Arabian Sea), they will bomb our cities, and we shall surrender. And then, with all that U.S. aid, Khalistan will become a rich country.”

The President didn’t respond enthusiastically, so the Prime Minister asked him, “Highness, what’s the matter? What are you thinking?” The President replied, “Your plan is very good, but what happens if the U.S. loses and we win?”


13 thoughts on “What if Khalistan wins a war against the U.S.?”

  1. i dont see the joke in khalistan attacks usa and wins what is there to laugh , take a huge elephant and a tiny little ant,if the
    ant gets in the nostril of the elephant it screams with pain and dies. the elephant is equal to over 1 billion ants but god has put his almighty power in little things, the usa is friends of the sikhs we will protect the usa with our lives if we have to

  2. @bondfond

    You obviously have the right to your opinion but your words don’t have to be so harsh on anyone. Blunt it down mate. cheers.

  3. i am sick of sikhs claiming bravery by citing that punjab was the last place to be conquered by british etc etc…blah blah…arrre bhai…punjab is the most conquered or all places in the world!!! koi bhi aira gaira aaya, sab se pahle punjab ko hara kar gaya. what nonsense you guys are talking after spending the better part of your documented civilized era under various rules of gholam, mughal, british…kya baat karte ho, haan? just because you won a couple of battles in 18th century because no one was paying attention or taking you seriously doesn ot mean..you are brave people. why did your last guru have to run and seek refuge in some other state?

    it is the habit of punjabis and jats to appear loud and make big sho-shaa and feed their pregnant ego via movies and tall claims, isnt it?…just because other people don’t talk so much and don’t start fist fight does not mean they are not brave…does it not occur to you that maybe they are too civilized to behave like you guys?

    band karo yeh nonsense…you are no braver than anyone else…reckless maybe yes…but when its crunch time you always failed in history and that is why were always under occupation or people who raped and plundered you….don’t compare with napoleon, alexander etc…unki chuddi dhoni ki pahle aukat banao phir baat karte hain!

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