The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

Man: “Hello”

Woman: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

Man: “Yes”

Woman: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It’s only Rs1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

Man: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

Woman: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models.
I saw one I really liked.”

Man: “How much?”

Woman: “Rs390,000”

Man: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

Woman: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They’re asking Rs2,950,000” for it.

Man: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of Rs2,800,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra Rs150,000 if it’s really a pretty good price.”

Woman: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

Man: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

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