Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Woman: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
Woman: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It’s only Rs1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
Man: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
Woman: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models.
I saw one I really liked.”
Man: “How much?”
Man: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
Woman: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They’re asking Rs2,950,000” for it.
Man: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of Rs2,800,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra Rs150,000 if it’s really a pretty good price.”
Woman: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
Man: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”