I Moved Your Cheese by Darrel Bristow-Bovey
For all the lazy lumps out there, this book is for you. This is the self-help book for people who want to take no steps at all and trust me, you won’t have to as the writer claims:
It is not even necessary to read this book. Simply buying it and keeping it displayed in a prominent position will make you a brighter, happier and more desirable person. Our pages have been treated with a revolutionary new formula that allows wisdom through a process we have patented under the name “Osmatix”, pass directly from the page into the atmosphere, where it can be easily inhaled from a reclining position.
What else do you need? Spare the trouble of getting up and going to the shop, ask someone to do it for you. =D