Futuristic Drugs

I believe all wives will agree with me on formulation of some special drugs for husbands to make their lives happier ever after. Although it is possible that some vice versa drugs are also in making but women have the edge to announce it first. So here are some futuristic drug suggestions for our scientists and researchers to work upon and make them reality.

1. Aniversia: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries.
2. Slimdavis: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim.
3. Sportoblind: Reacts with the optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing word ‘sports’ on TV.
4. Workocet: By this, men will have insatiable desire to do household work.
5. Storophobex: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently in stores for longer time.


11 thoughts on “Futuristic Drugs”

  1. Wedding dinners…I’ll be able to make the final payment on my son’s wedding dinner in DC the night before(the groom’s parents’ responsibility) in 2062. The wedding itself (the bride’s parents’ responsibility) cost I guess about like two new Rolls-Royces. One of my cousins who attended said he loved it, though; he got to moon (Bush’s) White House from his hotel room. Priceless.

    *Hava nagila….*

    Strange being in the middle…we need a drug that opens all our eyes…

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